Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on

Q: What's delaying the Polish space

| Ethnic jokes

Q: What's delaying the Polish space program? A: Development of a working match.

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Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow

| Yo momma jokes

Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.

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Doctor, Doctor I've a split

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I've a split personality Well, you'd better both sit down then!

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Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto

| Sport jokes

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch? He was the skipper!

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What food is good for the brain?

| Food jokes

What food is good for the brain? Noodle soup.

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Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ? Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Australia ? Pupil: Fred did !