My dad is stupid.

Why

| Halloween jokes

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana.

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Teacher : What are you doing,

| School jokes

Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it

| Answer me this jokes

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

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Exasperated dragon on the field of

| Various animal jokes

Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."

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Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com?

| Internet jokes

Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com? No, I'll ketchup with it later.

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My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car.