How many psychologists does it
| Mental health jokes
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits.
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Two men were remembering their
| Marriage jokes
Two men were remembering their wedding days. "It was dreadful," said Fred. "I got the most terrible fright." "What happened?" asked Harry. "I married her," replied Fred.
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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a
| Various animal jokes
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? It lives on ice !
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Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me
| Police jokes
Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me that ticket? Policeman: It was a moving violation.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot
| Cat jokes
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ? A carrot !
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What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !sna