Three friends were stranded on a desert

Men are like bike

| Men jokes

Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

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Why did the mouse eat a candle ?

| Mouse jokes

Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!

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Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the

| Computer jokes

Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586? A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

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What did the dog do when the panhandler

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What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him? Bit him, naturally.

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Is your food spicy Sir ?

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Is your food spicy Sir ? No, smoke always comes out of my ears !

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Three friends were stranded on a desert island. After several weeks with no food and no drinking water, they were beginning to lose heart. Suddenly, a bottle floated into the shore and a beautiful genie popped out. She said “I have three wishes to grant. Each of you gentleman can make one wish come true.” Friend number one got excited. He said “I wish I was in Las Vegas with dice in one hand and a drink in the other, surrounded by music, food, and beautiful women.” Instantly he was gone, his wish granted. Friend number two smiled and said, “I wish I was back home right now with my wonderful wife and our two small children, at our log cabin in the woods sitting in front of the fire and singing Christmas carols together.” Just like that, he disappeared. The genie asked the remaining man, “And what do you wish for?” He answered, “Gee, I wish I had my buddies back to help me dec ide…”