What kind of musical instrument do
| Mouse jokes
What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !
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What did the blonde's mother say when she
| Blonde jokes
What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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What do you call a horse that plays the
| Horse jokes
What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the hoof!
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A priest and a nun are on their way
| Religious jokes
A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only one room available. Priest: Sister, I don't think the Lord would have a problem, under the cir
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Policeman: Why did you
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign? Motorist: I was only following orders.
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A minister was asked by a politician, “Name something the government can do to help the church.” The minister replied, “Quit making one dollar bills.”