A waiter brings the
| Waiter jokes
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. "Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?" "What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"
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Q. Why
| Music jokes
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.
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How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?
| Easter jokes
How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
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What did the black cat say
| Cat jokes
What did the black cat say to the fish ? I've got a bone to pick with you !
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Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
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Three blondes are stranded on an island. A fairy comes along and says that she will grant each person a wish. So the first blonde says she wants to be really smart so she digs and finds a cell phone and calls the Army. The second blonde says that she wants to be even smarter so she finds a flair and sets it off. The third blonde says that she wants to be even smarter than both of them, so the fairy changes her hair color to black and she says,” Let’s go over the bridge.”