A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend
| Lawyer jokes
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the s
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What happened to the man who put his false
| Teeth jokes
What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!
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What did the dog say to the pig?
| Dog jokes
What did the dog say to the pig? You are just a bore.
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Judge: Doctor, how
| Judge jokes
Judge: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are on dead people.
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One of the bachelors in the
| Marriage jokes
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked up behind an older woman, covered her eyes with his hands, and said, "I'm going to kiss you if you can't tell me who I am in three guesses." She quickly answered, "George Washington! Thomas Jefferson! Abraham Lincoln!"
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What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the hoof!