Why was the young kangaroo thrown out

Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the

| Religious jokes

Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the Bible? A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

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Patient: I'm really depressed.

| Mental health jokes

Patient: I'm really depressed. Therapist: I see. Yes. You are depressed. Patient: Nothing is going well. Therapist: Nothing well. Patient: I feel like killing myself. T: You're thinking of killing yourself. P: Yes, I'm going to do it NOW. T: You want to do it now. P: [Jumps out window.] T:

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What's the chilliest ground in the premiership

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What's the chilliest ground in the premiership ? Cold Trafford !

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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an electric eel That's shocking!

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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

| Humor jokes

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? "I love you a ton!"

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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.