What is the proper weight for a
| Lawyer jokes
What is the proper weight for a lawyer? About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!
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After shopping for most of the day, a couple
| Marriage jokes
After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been r
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What does a vampire take for a
| Vampire jokes
What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!
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What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs?
| Pig jokes
What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs? A hog hog.
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Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make
| Bed jokes
Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed? Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
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Q: What do college students and deer have in common? A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.