How can you tell if an elephant's been to
| Birthday jokes
How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
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One afternoon a little boy was playing
| Religious jokes
One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mother's broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark. He left the broom on the back porch. His mother was cleaning up the kitchen when she realized that her broom was missing. She asked the little boy abou
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Q: Why did the blonde snort
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low? A: She thought it was Diet Coke.
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What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ?
| Insect jokes
What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ? A centipede with a wooden leg !
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a quadruple amputee is waiting at the
| Car and train jokes
a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says "alright John, how you getting on today?"
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Why doesn’t a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.