After the first
| Aviation jokes
After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilot: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your automatic pilot. In my modern and carefully tested sytem an error is absolutely impossible, absolutely impossible, absolutely impossi
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a guy was teased everywhere of his
| Hair and bald jokes
a guy was teased everywhere of his totally noticably bald head! Afta goin thru yrs of this, he decided that he should say sumthin about it! so he stood up on2 the tallest statue and shouted 4 everyone 2 hear: 'I AM NOT BALD, ITS JUST THAT IM TALLER THAN MY HAIR!
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What is the last thing you eat before
| Dead and dying jokes
What is the last thing you eat before you die? You bite the dust.
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One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him
| Ethnic jokes
One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him what he wanted him to do. After God had briefed him on his mission, the minister decided to ask him a question. "God," he said, "What is heaven like?" God replied, "Well, normally I don't tell people this, but since you are my servant, I guess
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Q: How many Communists does it take to screw
| Political jokes
Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets. A: One, but it takes him about 30 years to realize that the old one has burnt out.
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This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over. “You got any I.D.?” the patrolman asked.” “Bout what?” the hillbilly replied.