Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft
| Aviation jokes
Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ? Pilot: Negativ, Sir. It's only the same pilot.
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What did one dairy cow say to another?
| Cow jokes
What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
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Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting.
| Hunting jokes
Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come? The hunters were a man, his son and his grandson.
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Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning
| School jokes
Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ? About an hour and a half after I arrived at school
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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest
| School jokes
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !
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a guy was teased everywhere of his totally noticably bald head! Afta goin thru yrs of this, he decided that he should say sumthin about it! so he stood up on2 the tallest statue and shouted 4 everyone 2 hear: ‘I AM NOT BALD, ITS JUST THAT IM TALLER THAN MY HAIR!