What do you call an Internet mystery?
| Internet jokes
What do you call an Internet mystery? An e-nigma.
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What do you get if you cross teeth
| Teeth jokes
What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ? Dental floss !
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Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?
| Dog jokes
Why did the dog wear white sneakers ? Because his boots were at the menders !
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A Nun and her friend, Sarah were playing
| Religious jokes
A Nun and her friend, Sarah were playing golf. Sarah misses a 3 foot putt and yells, "Goddamn it, missed the bugger!" and the nun says, "If you keep saying that then God will punish you." Next hole Sarah misses a 2 foot putt and says "Goddamn it, missed the bugger!" and the nun says, "ONE mo
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Spell extra wise in two letters.
| Spelling jokes
Spell extra wise in two letters. YY (2 y's)
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One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him what he wanted him to do. After God had briefed him on his mission, the minister decided to ask him a question. “God,” he said, “What is heaven like?” God replied, “Well, normally I don’t tell people this, but since you are my servant, I guess I can tell you. Heaven will be like a city. It will have the best of everything. For example, the French will be the chefs; the Italians will be the lovers; the English will be the policeman; the Germans will be the mechanics; and the Dutch will be the politicians!” The man looked pleased. “What is hell like?” he asked. “Well,” he said with a sigh, “the French will be the mechanics; the Italians will be the politicians; the English will be the chefs; the Germans will be the policemen; and the Dutch will be the lovers.”