Q: What happened to the Polish National
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library? A: Someone stole the book.
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What do you get if you cross a snake with a
| Snake jokes
What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog? A fangfurther.
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What do you call a ghost who only
| Ghost jokes
What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall? The nightmayor.
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Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic
| Lawyer jokes
Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers? New Jersey had first choice.
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One day while a blonde was out
| Blonde jokes
One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over
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For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even produced a plastic-foldout photo album of all nine of the children. She finally realized that she had dominated the entire conversation on her grandchildren. “Oh, I’ve done all the talking, and I’m so sorry. I know you certainly have something to say. Please, tell me… what do you think of my grandchildren?”