On the steps of this church two pan handlers
| Religious jokes
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily business. One wore a large cross on his chest and the other - a star of David. Of course, most of the church goers generously gave to the cross wearer and the other was overlooked. Finally the Pastor approached the Jew and sugg
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Why are snakes hard to fool ?
| Snake jokes
Why are snakes hard to fool ? They have no legs to pull !
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And Jesus said unto his disciples,
| Religious jokes
And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?" And His disciples answered unto Him, "Master, thou art the supreme eschatological manifestation of omnipotent ecclesiastical authority, the absolute, divine, sacerdotal monarch." And Jesus said, "What?"
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Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours?
| Blonde jokes
Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours? Write please turn over on both sides of the paper!
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What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in
| Mouse jokes
What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice !
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One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny. The blonde giggled and replied, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!”