How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does
| Mental health jokes
How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Just one. But he has to check it 100 times, one for each watt.
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Q: Why do liberals
| Political jokes
Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
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One day the counsellor got a
| Humor jokes
One day the counsellor got a phone call. It was from a camper who had been at camp the summer before. The old camper said, 'I thought of camp yesterday. 'Why?' the counsellor asked. 'Where were you?' 'At the garbage dump! the old camper answered.
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Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice?
| Food jokes
Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?
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What is smaller than an ant's dinner ?
| Ant jokes
What is smaller than an ant's dinner ? An ant's mouth !
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Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.