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A blonde came home from school one day and said

| Blonde jokes

A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde? Her mother replied, Of couse it is, dear. The next day, the blonde said, I can say the alphabet higher then anyone in my class,

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Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch

| Food jokes

Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isn't. There's only cheese pie. Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave it.

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How does a Gorilla become another

| Gorilla jokes

How does a Gorilla become another animal? When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!

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What do you do with old cannon balls

| Elephant jokes

What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

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What do gnomes fear

| Christmas jokes

What do gnomes fear most about Christmas? They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!

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