A blonde came home from school one day and said
| Blonde jokes
A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde? Her mother replied, Of couse it is, dear. The next day, the blonde said, I can say the alphabet higher then anyone in my class,
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Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch
| Food jokes
Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isn't. There's only cheese pie. Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave it.
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How does a Gorilla become another
| Gorilla jokes
How does a Gorilla become another animal? When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!
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What do you do with old cannon balls
| Elephant jokes
What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !
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What do gnomes fear
| Christmas jokes
What do gnomes fear most about Christmas? They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!
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Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours? Write please turn over on both sides of the paper!