Look at that speed!
| Bird jokes
Look at that speed! said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads. "Hmph!" snorted the other. "You would fly fast too if your tail was on fire!"
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At the inquest
| Dead and dying jokes
At the inquest into her husband's death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her husband's last words. "Yes," she replied. "He said 'I don't know how that shop can make a profit from selling this salmon at only 20 cents a tin..."
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What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?
| Fishing jokes
What fish goes up the river at 100mph ? A motor pike !
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Q: What's the difference between God and
| Military jokes
Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots? A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.
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What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper.