How can you tell if a monster has a

Q. "Why do the commodes in

| Military jokes

Q. "Why do the commodes in Marine barracks have the cut-out type seats?" A. "So that if the seat falls while they're drinking, it won't smack them in the back of the head"

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Two fellows were sitting in a coffee

| Firefighter jokes

Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop...suddenly the Town's Fire Alarm went off ... one jumped up and headed for the door ... his friend shouted, "Hey, Tom, I didn't know you were a fireman!" Tom replied, "I'm not, but my girlfriend's husband is..."

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How can you tell which end of a worm is which

| Insect jokes

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

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When is a letter damp?

| Letter jokes

When is a letter damp? When it has postage due (dew).

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I was so sorry

| Dead and dying jokes

I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week. Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.

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How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation