Customer: "I've been doing risk analysis by
| Computer jokes
Customer: "I've been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automatically -- but there's a bug in it. The answers come out differently each time." Tech Support: "Sir, are you aware that our program uses Monte-Carlo analysis?" Customer:
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If you're fishing on ice, you should
| Fishing jokes
If you're fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY??? The ice will crack up!
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Two girls were having their packed lunch in
| Apple jokes
Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, 'Watch out for worms won't you ! The first one replied, 'why should I ? They can watch out for themselves.
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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a
| Vampire jokes
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ? Something that goes straight for the juggler !
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There is a Shreveport cable TV channel that
| Weather jokes
There is a Shreveport cable TV channel that broadcasts the (live) video of the Shreveport radar and the audio of the NOAA weather radio station. When explaining why he knew he should go into meteorology, he said that when he was young, he would sometimes watch the channel even when there were
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After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged from their room and walked into the hotel restaurant. After they were seated, the waiter came over to get their orders. The new husband looked at his bride and said, “You know what I really feel like honey ?” “Well sure,” she blushed, “But we gotta eat sometime !”