Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the
| Rabbit jokes
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits' feet.
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A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another
| Dog jokes
A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another shopper walked up to it and started talking. Didn't I see you on a TV commercial? How am I supposed to know what you watch on TV?
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A man in a swimming
| Idiot and fool jokes
A man in a swimming pool was on the very top diving board. He poised, lifted his arms, and was about to dive when the attendant came running up, shouting, "Don't dive ? there's no water in that pool!" "That's all right," said the man. "I can't swim!"
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How do bank robbers send messages?
| Criminal jokes
How do bank robbers send messages? By flee mail!
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The man passed out in a dead faint as he came
| Parent jokes
The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint. "It was enough to make anybody faint," he said. "My son asked me for the key
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Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, ‘Watch out for worms won’t you ! The first one replied, ‘why should I ? They can watch out for themselves.