Why did the horse miss the joust?
| Horse jokes
Why did the horse miss the joust? He had the knight off!
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Q. Why is it good to have a blonde
| Blonde jokes
Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A. You can park in the handicap zone.
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Two men were boasting to each other about
| Military jokes
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. "Why, my outfit was so well drilled," declared one, "that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click." "Very good," conceded the other, "but when my company presented arms you'd just hear slap, slap, ji
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Why does Father Christmas go down
| Christmas jokes
Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys? Because they soot him!
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What profession did the parrot get into when it
| Bird jokes
What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock? Politics
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A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmonica to occupy his free time and keep his mind off of the local women. The wife complied and sent the best one she could find, along with several dozen lesson and music books. Rotated back home, he rushed to their home and through the front door. “Oh darling” he gushed, “Come here. Let me look at you. Let me hold you! Let’s have a fine dinner out, then make love all night. I’ve missed your lovin’ so much.” The wife, keeping her distance, said, “All in good time lover. First, let’s hear you play that harmonica.”