The boy is smoking and
| Computer jokes
The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!" The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warni
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is
| Men jokes
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches
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Waiter, my lunch is talking to me !
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, my lunch is talking to me ! Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !
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What is a Mexican weather report?
| Weather jokes
What is a Mexican weather report? Chilli today, hot tamale.
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Q. A fireman had
| Firefighter jokes
Q. A fireman had two sons. What did he name them? A. Hosea and Hoseb'
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An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. “Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area.” “Heck, Gloria,” the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, “we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn’t heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!”