Why did Robin Hood steal from the
| Money jokes
Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ? Because the poor didn't have any !
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Why aren't burgers too
| Burger jokes
Why aren't burgers too good at basketball? Too many turnovers!
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A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I
| Mental health jokes
A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents."
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Waiter: These are the best eggs we've had for
| Waiter jokes
Waiter: These are the best eggs we've had for years. Diner: Well, bring me some you haven't had around for that long.
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What does the N on the Nebraska
| College jokes
What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for? "Nowledge."
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The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in. “Your Majesty,” he said, “the slaves are revolting!” “You don’t have to tell me,” said the king. “I’m trying to eat them. “Where did we get these slaves anyway?” “From the country next door,” replied the servant. “We must get a new butcher,” said the king. “Bring me Delia Smith.” “We can’t, Your Majesty, she’s still cooking for you.” “Well, bring her to me once she’s crispy enough,” said the king.