Tape Recording for Beginners
| Book title jokes
Tape Recording for Beginners by Cass Ette
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Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They're too hard to peel.
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I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off
| Bed jokes
I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and said: "Good grief, where are your feet?" I must have left them in bed !
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A forester and a lawyer were in car
| Heaven and hell jokes
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together. St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates and takes them to the homeswhere they will spend all of eternity. They get into St. Peter's holy vehicle and head on down a gold road, which turns into a platinum
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A visitor from
| Ethnic jokes
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them." "That's
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How can you make money fast? Glue it to the floor.