If a man was born in England, raised in

Two elephants jumped off a

| Elephant jokes

Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!

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So What Are You Smuggling?

| Vietnamese

Tuan comes up to the border between Vietnam and China on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, ""What's in the bags?"" ""Rice,"" answered Tuan. The guard says, ""We'll just see about that. Get off the bike."" The guard takes the bags and rips them apa

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What would you get if you crossed a new-born

| Baby jokes

What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.

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Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a

| Music jokes

Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin? A: It is usually still in the case.

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Where do steers go to dance?

| Cow jokes

Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball!

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If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.