Why were men given larger brains
| Dirty jokes
Why were men given larger brains than dogs? So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
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How do you know that there's a monster in your
| Bath jokes
How do you know that there's a monster in your bath? You can't get the shower curtain closed.
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Golfer: "This golf is a funny game."
| Sport jokes
Golfer: "This golf is a funny game." Caddy: "It's not supposed to be."
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Two
| Divorce jokes
Two men are talking. The first sez, "I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes." "Amazing," said the second, "I just got divorced for the very same reasons."
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May: What position does your brother play in
| Bath jokes
May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !
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Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They’re too hard to peel.