Stan: I won 92
| Bath jokes
Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ? Stan: Blindfold them !
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Why is a dog with a lame leg
| Dog jokes
Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s? He puts down the three and carries the one.
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A man had
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the man's friend, Dave, and his girlfriend kissing one another. The bar
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Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy!
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A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each
| Blind jokes
A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit and said, "You're soft and fuzzy and have floppy ears. You must be a rabbit." The rabbit reached out, touched the snake and said, "You're slimy, beady-eyed and low to the ground.
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Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.