Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test?
| Music jokes
Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool.
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Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of
| School jokes
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!
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Why did the owl, owl ?
| Bird jokes
Why did the owl, owl ? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !
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Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling
| Face jokes
Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don't worry, I don't expect anyone will notice.
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Q: How many PA's does
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.
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Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said, “What are we going to do?” The other replied, “Quick, turn the car into a side street.”