Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
| Bird jokes
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls (bagels, get it?).
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I didnt see you in church last Sunday,
| Fishing jokes
I didnt see you in church last Sunday, Nigel. I hear you were out playing football instead. "That's not true, vicar. And I've got the fish to prove it!"
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What kind of apple has a
| Apple jokes
What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab apple.
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First Monster: I'm so thirsty my tongue's
| Monster jokes
First Monster: I'm so thirsty my tongue's hanging out. Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was your necktie!
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Q. What does a blonde
| Blonde jokes
Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A. "Thanks for the refill!"
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Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season. Republicans do too, all year round.