Q: Why shouldn't violists take
| Music jokes
Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
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Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?
| Ghost jokes
Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche? At a ghastly station.
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A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a
| Marriage jokes
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks, he suggested that they might have another try at marriage. His ex-wife sneered in reply, "Over my dead body !" He downed his drink and replied, "Well, I see you haven't changed one little bit."
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Customer: Give me a hot dog.
| Waiter jokes
Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard.
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Q: How many DP's does it take to
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one, if he's got a good crew to do it.
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What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud? A herd of stampeding aardvarks!