A man and his son were
| Dog jokes
A man and his son were shovelling the driveway after a heavy snowfall when their dog, Lady, wandered away from them. Man, fearing the dog might be hit by car, shouted angrily: "Lady! Lady! Get over here right now!" The dog charged happily back over to them, accompanied by a commuter who had
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What's the best way to catch a fish?
| Fishing jokes
What's the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it at you.
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A little boy came running into the kitchen.
| Beauty jokes
A little boy came running into the kitchen. 'Dad, dad' he said, 'there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face' 'Tell him you've already got one,' said his father !
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Why don't vikings send e-mails?
| E-mail jokes
Why don't vikings send e-mails? They prefer to use Norse code.
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How many computer journalists does it take
| Journalist jokes
How many computer journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One to write a review of all the existing light bulbs so you can decide which one to buy, another one to write a remarkably similar one in another magazine the next month, a third to have a big one come out on glossy
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What’s big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? The Easter Barney!