What is your dog's favorite breakfast?
| Dog jokes
What is your dog's favorite breakfast? Pooched eggs!
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A blonde was driving down
| Blonde jokes
A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling, "You dumb blonde bimbo! It's
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What did the spider say to the fly ?
| Insect jokes
What did the spider say to the fly ? We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?
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A friend and I were standing in line at a
| Food jokes
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted." The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here
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A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the man’s friend, Dave, and his girlfriend kissing one another. The bartender shook his head and walked back inside. He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend. The fellow staggered outside to the car, saw his buddy and his girlfriend kissing, then walked back into the bar laughing. “What’s so funny?” the bartender asked. “That stupid Dave!” the fellow chortled, “He’s so drunk, he thinks he’s me!”