Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill
| Clinton jokes
Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did? A: A dead girlfriend.
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A couple of biologists had twins.
| Biologist jokes
A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control.
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Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me.
| School jokes
Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing? Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!
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What do pygmy cannibals eat for
| Cannibal jokes
What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast? Weedie Bix!!
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Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a
| Ethnic jokes
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there? A: He's the one with a duck.
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Why didn’t King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didn’t like Chinese food.