What do you call an alien surfing the
| Space jokes
What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.
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Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a
| Elephant jokes
Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield right of way.
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An old man was critically
| Lawyer jokes
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is it or the express degree you told me about?" "It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon, why do you want to become a lawyer?" "That's my business!
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your momma so stupid she got locked in a
| Yo momma jokes
your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved.
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Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.