A little boy came running into the kitchen.
| Beauty jokes
A little boy came running into the kitchen. 'Dad, dad' he said, 'there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face' 'Tell him you've already got one,' said his father !
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What's a python's favourite pop group ?
| Snake jokes
What's a python's favourite pop group ? Squeeze !
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A little girl was playing in the garden when
| Children jokes
A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a daddy long legs," her father answered. "So, the other one is
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What two words have thousands of letters in
| Letter jokes
What two words have thousands of letters in them? Post office.
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What is a monster's favourite society?
| Monster jokes
What is a monster's favourite society? The Consumers' Association.
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Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work? A: A buzzness suit!