Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear
| Fishing jokes
Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric 'eels !
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Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what
| Religious jokes
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselves. The first priest explained that he drew a circle on the ground, stepped a few paces back and pitched the money towards the circle. What landed in the circle he kept and what landed outside the
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Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David
| Religious jokes
Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot? A. The thought had never entered his head before.
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Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I
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Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus. Patient: What happened? Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first? Patient: Give me the bad news first. Doctor: Your legs were injured so ba
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What did the egg say to the
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What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."
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What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ? Where in earth have you been !