Why did the horse stir his cereal with his
| Horse jokes
Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof? Because he wanted to feel his oats!
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A man once asked Gandhi what he thought
| Ethnic jokes
A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization. Ghandi replied, I think it would be a good idea.
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A man drinks a shot of
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey. After getting him to the table that had the glasses, she brings his bait box. She says "I want you to see t
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Men are like pillows.
| Men jokes
Men are like pillows. Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.
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Q: Why did the turkey cross
| Bird jokes
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he wasn't chicken.
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Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You’ve had an accident involving a bus. Patient: What happened? Doctor: Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first? Patient: Give me the bad news first. Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them. Patient: That’s terrible! What’s the good news? Doctor: There’s a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.