How do sheep greet each other at Christmas
| Christmas jokes
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ? A merry Christmas to ewe
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What did George Washington have to do with
| Gorilla jokes
What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas? As little as possible, dummy!
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What do cows like to line dance to ?
| Dance jokes
What do cows like to line dance to ? Any kind of moosic you like !
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Why were the
| Elephant jokes
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !
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How did the dog warn its master that a
| Gorilla jokes
How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching? He barked g-r-r-r-illa!
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Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselves. The first priest explained that he drew a circle on the ground, stepped a few paces back and pitched the money towards the circle. What landed in the circle he kept and what landed outside the circle god kept. The second priest claimed that his method was almost the same, except that what landed outside the circle went to the priest and the money that landed inside the circle god kept. The rabbi said, “I’ve got you both beat. I throw the money into the air and what god wants, god takes.”