Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.
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Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a
| Christmas jokes
Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match? Because they're both stopped by the rein.
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What do you get if you cross a hedgehog
| Various animal jokes
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ? A long necked toothbrush !
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What does a cat like
| Birthday jokes
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
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A baseball manager who had an
| Doctor and nurse jokes
A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup. "Remember," the doctor said, "don't get excited, don't get mad, and forget about baseball when you're off the field." Then he added, "By the way, how come you let the pitcher bat yesterday with the tying run on second a
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A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbi leans over and asks, “So how high can you advance in your organization?” The Priest says “If I am lucky, I guess I could become a Bishop.” “Well, could you get any higher than that?” asks the Rabbi. “I suppose that if my works are seen in a very good light that I might be made an ArchBishop” said the Priest a bit cautiously. “Is there any way that you might go higher than that?” “If all the Saints should smile, I guess I could be made a Cardinal” “Could you be anything higher than a Cardinal?” probed the Rabbi. Hesitating a little bit, the Priest said “I supose that I could be elected Pope, but…” So the Rabbi says “And could you be anything higher than that?, is there any way to go up from being the Pope?” “What!!! I should be the Messiah himself!?!” The Rabbi leaned back and said “One of ou r boys made it.”