Bank manager: I’m sorry, sir, you can’t open

What do reindeer say before telling you

| Various animal jokes

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ? This one will sleigh you !

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McAfee and Bracket were driving home

| Car and train jokes

McAfee and Bracket were driving home after a big party. "Hey," said McAfee, "be sure to watch out for that bridge that's coming down the road toward us." "What are you telling me to 'watch out' for?" asked Brackett. "You're the one who's driving!"

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What did General

| History jokes

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving? He gave tanks.

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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

| Humor jokes

What did the painter say to her boyfriend? "I love you with all my art!"

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How do you know when a

| Women jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

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Bank manager: I’m sorry, sir, you can’t open an account with this sort of money. They’re wooden pieces! Lumberjack: But I only want to open a shavings account.