Johnny is walking along and a priest is
| Religious jokes
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?" The priest says, "Because I'm a father." Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids and he don't wear his collar backwards." The priest says "You don't
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A black guy walks into
| Ethnic jokes
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder...the bartender looks up and says " where the hell did you get that thing? The Parrot replies " Over in Africa, there's millions of them " !!!!
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Q: Did you hear about the new form
| Blonde jokes
Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes? A: They take off their makeup.
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At night court, a man was brought in and set
| Judge jokes
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge." The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with battery." The judge winced and said, "Bailiff! Put this man in a dry cell!"
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When the office photo-copies began to look
| Business jokes
When the office photo-copies began to look faint, the office manager called in a local repair service. The friendly technician after inspecting the equipment, informed the manager that the machine was in need of a good cleaning. The tech suggested that someone might try reading the operator's man
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Why couldn’t the pig pay his bill? He was a little shoat.