What's a moo hoo for a young calf?
| Cow jokes
What's a moo hoo for a young calf? A new moo!
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What's big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has
| Monster jokes
What's big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates.
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Because of a bad case of hemorrhoids, a gay
| Dirty jokes
Because of a bad case of hemorrhoids, a gay bottom goes to his doctor. The physician prescribes suppositories, but when it comes time to use them the young man is afraid he will do it wrong. So he goes into the bathroom and bends over and looks through his legs into the mirror to line up the
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Did you hear about the idiot who filled
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled "Church Preference" he filled in: Red brick.
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Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?
| Frog jokes
Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him
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How does a leopard change its spots ? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !