What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy
| Frog jokes
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !
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Policeman: Why did you
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign? Motorist: I was only following orders.
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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
| Baby jokes
Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.
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A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The
| Blonde jokes
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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What is horse sense?
| Horse jokes
What is horse sense? Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!
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What are apricots? Where monkeys sleep.