A clergyman walking down a
| Farmer jokes
A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. "You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand." "No thanks," said the young man. "My father wouldn't like i
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If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call
| Answer me this jokes
If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?
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A certain little boy had been spanked
| Children jokes
A certain little boy had been spanked by his father one morning. When his dad came in from the office that evening, the boy called out sulkily, ' Mum ! your husband's just come home.
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Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble
| Blonde jokes
Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? A: Double-dumb.
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What do you get if you cross a steer and a
| Cow jokes
What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef!
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Mommy, all the kids at school say Im a werewolf! Is that true? “No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face.”