Fred came home from his first day at school.
| School jokes
Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her"
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What is a horses favourite TV show?
| Horse jokes
What is a horses favourite TV show? Neeeebours
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Who do hamburgers love on TV?
| Burger jokes
Who do hamburgers love on TV? Archie Bunker's son-in-law, the meathead!
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A couple came upon a wishing
| Marriage jokes
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, "It really works!"
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Why did the Oregon State psychology
| College jokes
Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence? To see what was on the other side.
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Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn’t like it because she couldn’t get channel 9.