A psychologist is at
| Mental health jokes
A psychologist is at a party talking with a small group of people, when a man comes up behind him and taps him on the shoulder. The psychologist turns around and the man hauls off and decks him. The psychologist gets up, brushes himself off, turns to the group and declares: "That's his prob
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yo mama is so stupid when
| Yo momma jokes
yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.
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Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any
| Criminal jokes
Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any good, it only has sentimental value. Mugger: That's all right. I'm sentimental.
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Q: How do you know
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
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Pigs don't look very smart to me.
| Pig jokes
Pigs don't look very smart to me. Sure, they are. You ever see a sow try to make a silk purse out of a farmer's ear?
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A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. “Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300.” “Easy, Dad,” the boy replied. “I earned it hiking.” “Come on,” the father said. “Tell me the truth.” “That is the truth,” the boy replied. “Every night you were gone, Mr. Reynolds from the grocery store would come over to see Mom. He’d give me a $20 bill and tell me to take a hike!”