Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?
| Frog jokes
Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.
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The couple was dining out when the wife
| Marriage jokes
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. "Elliot," she said, pointing "do you see that man downing bourbon at the bar?" The husband looked over and nodded. "Well," the woman continued, "he's been drinking like that for 10 years, ever since I jilted him!" Th
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A minister was asked by a
| Religious jokes
A minister was asked by a politician, "Name something the government can do to help the church." The minister replied, "Quit making one dollar bills."
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Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary
| Dentist jokes
Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?...He was already taking out a tooth'
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Do steam rollers really roll
| Answer me this jokes
Do steam rollers really roll steam?
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A cannibal’s dillema: If God didn’t want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?