There was a Japanese man who went to America for

A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend

| Lawyer jokes

A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the s

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Doctor, I have a ringing in my

| Mental health jokes

Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears. Don't answer!

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A father, mother, and son were going to Europe

| Dirty jokes

A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there. They didn't want the son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they told him that the men with really big dicks were really really dumb, and that the woman with really big tits were rea

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When should you feed milk to a baby elephant

| Elephant jokes

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ? When it's a baby elephant !

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Q. What does a blonde

| Blonde jokes

Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A. "Thanks for the refill!"

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There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, “Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!” After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, “Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!” And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, “Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!” The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was US$300. The Japanese exclaimed, “Wah… so expensive!” There upon, the driver yelled back, “Meter, very fas t! Made in Japan!”