Why did the bald man paint rabbits on
| Rabbit jokes
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
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Which big cat should
| Cat jokes
Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !
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An old man was critically
| Lawyer jokes
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is it or the express degree you told me about?" "It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon, why do you want to become a lawyer?" "That's my business!
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What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's
| Men jokes
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift? Exchange him.
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Policeman: Did you
| Criminal jokes
Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen? Criminal: It wasn't when I took it.
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Which of these jokes do the pigs like best? The corniest ones.